No Fail Diet Plan

Are you gearing up for swimsuit season? Wanting to shed a few pounds before you hit the pool this summer? With all the fad diets out there that do nothing but make your life miserable while making little, if any difference in your waistline, I feel a deep responsibility to share a secret I have recently discovered. No pills, no strict menus, no memberships, no hype... just guaranteed success within weeks. Too good to be true? Let the evidence speak for itself.

Introducing the Isaac John Diet Plan. It's simple, really - just prepare your favorite meal, sit down at the table with this little dude who has recently determined that he is big enough to feed himself (thank you very much), and Voila... guaranteed a loss of appetite within moments. Just think of the possibilities...

Oh, and by the way - if you haven't lost your appetite within five minutes - this diet plan comes with an emergency back-up feature. If you are still seated and enjoying your meal, Isaac will begin to beg food off your plate - only to dip it, mash it, or grind it into whatever he is eating - then throw it back at you when he's finished with it. When you see that chewed up hot dog, covered in yogurt and applesauce slowly drifting to the bottom of your water glass - trailed by a foggy stream of drool, you will experience the satisfaction of knowing that there is absolutely no way you could possibly take one more bite.

For more information or reservations to dine with us, call 1-800-EAT-LIKE-IZ.
See you at the pool!