My glamorous life as a working mom

On the drive to work this morning:
Abby: "Mommy, that's a pretty hair clip in your hair."
Me: "Thanks Abby, it's fun that we can share hair clips sometimes, isn't it?"
Abby: "Yep, that's one of my favorite hair clips."
Me: "Mine too - I like the pretty seashells that look like a flower."
Abby: "I love that hair clip. I've been wanting to wear it ever since I peed on it last week at pre-school and my teacher put it in a baggie so we could take it home and wash it."
Me: Long pause....."You mean that's why it was in a baggie?"
NICE. Good thing I have a can of Lysol in my classroom.